effects
rare and up each do one thing, and only the soup you're serving has its effect on, so what you serve is your build. lord it and the effect doubles. pull it shiny and it doubles again. commons and uncommons don't have one, unless they come up shiny (about 2% of pulls), and then they borrow one from the rare pool.
uncommon
one effect- looseChange
every time jeff eats a bowl, anyone's, 🥫3 falls out of your pocket. it just does
rare
10 effects- luckySpoon
every pull gets an extra tier roll
jeff's toebean soupramensoup with a secret ingredienttom yum
- tipJar
+5 broth every time someone serves you
- secondHelping
your first serve of the window is worth double
- bigBowl
+2 xp on everything you earn
- mysteryMeat
every feed tastes like a random attribute, and counts double. a gamble on the diet
- loadedDice
15% better odds on every gamble, broth or bowl, while it's in your hands
- receipt
25% off everything you buy on soupy.site while you're serving it. half off once you've lorded it
- pickyEater
a feed that matches what your soupling has eaten most counts double
- handMeDown
a lorded soup feeds your soupling three times instead of two
epic
6 effects- doubleDip
your xp is doubled
- goldenLadle
every serve gives you +10 broth
- bottomlessBowl
+2 serves per window
- fastFood
serving someone twice still pays half
- leftovers
serving earns you nothing; being served earns triple
- brunch
your soupling eats twice a window
legendary
17 effects- vipTable
whoever you serve gets VIP for the stream. a pour gets it for you
- sharksCut
you take 10% of everything the kitchen pays out while you're around: bowls in chat or on the site, quests, spins, events, goals. shared when more than one shark is holding it. gambles, gifts and bails don't count
- wordOfMouth
everyone who serves you gets a free pull
- familyRecipe
whoever you serve gets the xp you just earned
- cauldron
your serve hits everyone who typed in the last minute
- theHat
+1 to everything you earn and every roll you make
- ermActually
every 💤 in the channel pays you 5 broth. !use gives everyone their window back, you included
- goodCompany
everyone who serves while you're in chat gets +2 broth. !use makes jeff stop eating for 10 minutes
- theReturn
jeff can never eat your soup. !use starts the return: 60 seconds where every "soup" anyone types is a ticket and 10 broth (one every 3 seconds counts, whoever you are), the ⚡ word goes up three times for 10 tickets to the first to type it, you get 5 a ticket, and the winner is drawn from the tickets at the end for theirs ×25. once an hour for the whole kitchen
- peoplesSoup
+1 xp for every 10 people who own it
- doubleYolk
your serves leave an egg 1 in 200, and it lands in your bowl. !use @name hands it on
- familyDinner
every pet in your box eats too, of whatever it already likes best. they grow when they come out
- gambit
a card up the sleeve: 15% better odds on every gamble, a tenth of every lost bet back, and 5% of every bet anyone else loses at the table, shared if more than one gambit is about. !use throws the deck: gambit never folds. for 2 minutes every gamble in chat is 60%, no limits, no minimums, no cooldown, and you take 5% of every hand as your cut of the pot
- lastCall
at last call, everything you earn is doubled again
- shinySoup
your pulls come up shiny 1 in 10. !use <soup> makes a soup you own shiny, once every two windows
- houseSpecial
whoever serves you gets +2 xp and +5 broth. !use gives everyone here who's served you a free pull, once every two windows
mythic
6 effects- eternalBroth
every soup you own gains xp from every serve
- theKey
!use for a guaranteed rare-or-better pull
- lastSupper
!use to give everyone in chat a free pull
- goopySoupy
everything triples, every soup you own gains xp, nothing is ever lost, and !use turns it up: name a song or take whatever's on, spotify goes loud for the rest of it, then the kitchen reopens and everyone gets 3 free pulls
- bigTipper
whoever you serve gets +100 broth. !use gives everyone in chat 200
- theBank
you're the bank. 100 broth to you for every gamble anyone makes. anyone can !deposit into your wallet (10% back every other window, no insurance) and !borrow from it (the debt grows, the collector takes half of what they hold every window, and !bankruptcy is a coin flip that wipes it or doubles it). !use <amount> is the bank run: 60 seconds where every !gamble plays against what you brought, 52%, even money, and if they empty it they broke the bank