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the soup kitchen
oct 8
  • game

the table

every one of zach's matches opens the table with one game on it, and the game turns over with the match. the match's open line says which, and !table does too. off stream, every game's open.

📰slots

!slots 500. three reels of zach's emotes. a pair of the good ones (D, Jiggle, SoupSpin) pays ×2 to ×5, any other pair is your bet back. three of a kind pays ×6, three D ×10, three Jiggle ×15. three SoupSpin is the JACKPOT: ×25 and the pot. a tenth of every losing spin goes in the pot, and !slots on its own shows what it's at.

📰the dice, the coin, the wheel

the dice are the old !gamble: 45% to double it, and the all-in streak. the coin is !flip heads 500 (or tails): a win pays ×1.9. the wheel is !wheel 500: twenty slices, fifteen lose, two give the bet back, one ×2, one ×3, one ×10.

🍲gambit soup

it used to take a cut of everyone else's lost bets, load the dice, and open a 60% casino with !use. that was most of the broth in the room. now it does one thing: a tenth of every bet you lose comes back, at any game on the table.