goals, crowns, and a wardrobe

big week. here's everything, and season one runs to september 30.

🏁the kitchen goal

one goal for the whole room every night, on the kitchen page. bowls, feeds, spills, shinies, whatever zach picks. hit it and everyone who played gets 🥫250. just play.

👑crowns

champion isn't the end. every 900 xp past it is a crown. lord tiles glow silver, champion tiles glow gold, and crowns pile on the shine. there's a crowns board too.

🏅the hard ones

seven badges that actually pay out. they take a while:

• the whole family, a final form from each starter: family dinner souplegendary
• season one, every night from the 16th to the 30th: season one souplegendary
• SHINYYY, ten shinies: shiny souplegendary
• house favourite, served by 100 different people: house special souplegendary
• lives here, still, first in 50 times: the title opens the place
• swallowed whole, eaten by jeff 25 times: the title jeff's lunch, again
• the neighbourhood, 50 requests filled: the neighbour skin
• big spender, 50 things from the shop: the title

those four soups can't be pulled. if you see one, they earned it.

🍲new soups

• double yolk souplegendary your serves leave eggs, and they land in your bowl
• brunch soupepic your soupling eats twice a window
• mystery meat souprare every feed tastes random, and counts double
• receipt souprare 25% off the shop while you're serving it
• picky eater souprare feeds your soupling already loves count double
• hand-me-down souprare a lorded soup feeds three times
• last call souplegendary only at last call, only off a bowl

🌱souplings

• the jeffling is a real pet now. its own second forms, its own finals, and they're adorable. see the family tree
• eggs are rarer. 1 in 1,000
• one meal a window, whoever feeds it. fills count as the meal, so no more double dinners
• !snack works again

🔔events

• the opening rush: fifteen minutes of double xp once the room's full
• last call: the kitchen reopens on the spot, double xp, and every bowl has a 1 in 20 shot at last call soup
• the return: whoever holds aku souplegendary can !use it. two minutes, every "soup" anyone types is a tally and 🥫10, top server gets theirs ×25. the first one lagged the bot into next week. fixed

🏳️sides

the sides meet in the middle, so one is always paying. jeff eats half as often on his side, the kitchen spills half as often on its. !side once a night, !taunt once a window. more on the kitchen page.

🥫broth

• !gamble all: everything on the line. win and the next all-in pays ×2, then ×3, and up. lose once and it's gone
• !gamble random: the bot picks
• eternal broth is on
• beating jeff for a legendary pays broth, not a copy
• clovers are gone. they never did anything, sorry

📰the site

• edit your profile. sign in on your profile, hit edit, tap anything you own. it changes right there, phone included, zach's pc off or on
• the tier list. every soup, OP to F, moves once a night. !tierlist in chat. the F stands for Fox
• this week. every board has an all time / this week toggle
• night by night can show feeds, people, xp, lords, or jeff
• names are links everywhere
• light mode by default, dark toggle up top

✅fixes

• the bot stops taking VIPs it didn't give
• 4am soup can't be given away
• eternal broth doesn't say "(paused)" any more
• gifted subs on the board are right